Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp were seen together in LA on the set ofMordecaiyesterday. There were rumours circulating a few weeks that he hates her or something because she’s a pain in the ass. How come she can’t hate him for being a pain in the ass? It’s not like Johnny Depp isn’t a total cliché. These two do have a history though. What?

Winona Ryder.

Gwyneth and Winona were close. And, more importantly, they were close in their early 20s after their two major relationships ended. Those relationships were their bond. Only Winona could understand Gwyneth and only Gwyneth could understand Winona because only they had been part of the two “it” romances of the era. They had to have talked about it, they had to have shared. What I’m saying then is that G totally knows what Johnny’s like in bed and what he says afterwards.