Most Westerners I know think Spam is disgusting. I love Spam. At many diners in Hong Kong, they serve Spam on a bed of noodles in broth, and for an entire summer when I was a teenager it’s all I would order. I had to pause, though, and consider whether or not I not I could go for apumpkin spice Spam. Initially that was a step too far, even for me. But then I remembered, I love Spam and honey. I LOVE it so much. So, yeah, I think I could make pumpkin spice Spam work. I would rather eat pumpkin spice Spam over anything with raisins for sure. (Dlisted)

Tom Hiddleston’s ginger curlshave been been in New Yorkthis summer because he’s performing on Broadway. So far it seems like Tom’s been pretty focused on work – he’s only seen really going to and from work or hanging out with his colleagues, avoiding any reason to be gossiped about. Do you miss him? (Cele|bitchy)

Jillian Bell looks great in this jumpsuit. And you know what I like most about it? That the designer turned this fabric into a jumpsuit instead of a f-cking wrap dress – because couldn’t you totally see this in a basic ass wrap dress? I hate wrap dresses. I’m happy that this material didn’t end up as a wrap dress. (Go Fug Yourself)

Idris Elba is making it very clearto Marvel that he wants to return, if possible, as Heimdall and… well… they’ve just announced that there’s to be a new Thor movie so, obviously, he wants to get the band back together. Credit, yet again, to Taika Waititi. They all want to work again with Taika. I can’t wait to see what he does with Natalie Portman’s character – after he revives Idris’s of course. (Pajiba)

Jeffrey Epstein’s former bodyguard doesn’t reveal anythingin this new interview… but in not revealing anything, and telling the journalist to be careful about what is revealed, it only adds to the general WTF why is this so terrifying-ness of this whole story. (NY Mag)