Poor Bond 25. Every time to they try to get a little spotlight for themselves, they getCats-traileredright off the internet. First it was doing a “live launch” of Bond 25 duringAvengers-Winterfell Week, and now it’s getting booted out of the trending topics by Marvel, AGAIN. We’ll get to that later, though. First, let’s discuss Bond’s big news, which is sadly not that Dev Patel is taking over as Bond, but that Bond 25 has a title. Yes, that’s right, a WHOLE ENTIRE TITLE! And that title is:No Time to Die.

Why are Bond titles always total word salad? They always seem like they were formulated out of a Scrabble bag. I love imagining these conversations. “What do you think ofLive and Let Die?”It’s what we’re doing every day! “What aboutThe Man with the Golden Gun?”It’s so literal I love it! “Thunderball?”Why not! “Moonraker?”Totally bonkers! “How aboutQuantum of Solace?”Sure, those are words!

No Time to Die, is that like, “This is no time to die, James,” or is it more, “There is no time to die!” Or is it an oblique Dr. No reference? There has been speculation that Bond 25 is a riff onDr. No.Is the title featuring the word “no” a clue, or is this just more meaningless Bond word salad? Either way, I hope this title gets worked into the dialogue somewhere, and I hope it comes out as, “No. Time to die.” It’s two complete thoughts. Like James Bond is all, “No,” and then he’s like, “Time to die.” That is the optimal delivery of this title-dialogue.

And just in case you were wondering how that wholemaybe-probably-cursedsituation is working out, there are nowTWO peeping tom incidentsin the ladies’ loo. There really ISN’T any time to die, because everyone has to pull a shift on toilet patrol.