Netflix announced last week thatTo All the Boys I’ve Loved Before是它的三个最原始movi爸妈es of 2018. The other two areRoxanne, Roxanne(about Roxanne Shanté, which is in my queue for the holidays) andThe Kissing Booth(which is trash but who am I to judge, I sat through the whole thing and not unwillingly). It was a given that there would be aTATBILBsequel, especially since there are three books in Jenny Han’s series. Netflix made it official the other day – here it is if you haven’t seen it, although I’m pretty sure you have seen it because I heard you screaming at the same time as me:

For the uninitiated,PS I Still Love Youis the second book in the Lara Jean series and it’s pretty clear that that’s the direction they’re going in. Not that Kathleen had anything to do with it but I know how much she wants to believe she did so let’s credit her for being right – because, asshe wrote a couple of weeks ago, there were some people out there who thought that the sequel should pretty much skip overPS I Still Love Youand go straight to the final book,Always and Forever, Lara Jeanand she thought this was wrong. Kathleen is getting her way. There will be no bypassing ofPS I Still Love Youand no bypassing of John Ambrose McClaren, the boy who shows up at the end ofTATBILB.

It does seem like they’re recasting it, though. And thetheory right nowis that it’s going to be…

Cole Sprouse?

There was some fan-created poster that was posted on Facebook a couple of months ago that seems to be the source of the speculation. AlsoRiverdaleis on Netflix so it’s in the family. But beyond that, there’s no solid evidence that Jughead could be getting in the way of #Covinsky. And Jordan Burtchett, the actor who played John Ambrose in the movie is apparently still holding out hope:

He’s also been retweeting people who are all like, “it has to be Jordan!” and “it doesn’t make sense if Jordan’s not in the sequel!”

Oh sweetie. When you do this, it confirms that you probably know less than we do. If he was negotiating for the role, he wouldn’t be saying sh-t, you know?

So. Back to Cole. How would you feel if Jughead was your John Ambrose? I can feel Kathleen smirking from here. Almost two years ago, she called Cole Sprousethis generation’s Luke Perry. If it’s going to be Cole Sprouse, I’m worried she’s going to crash that set. If it is Cole Sprouse, I’ll tell you what we’re getting for sure though…

It’s going to be aMAJOR hair-off. Cole and Noah Centineo both have really, really good hair. How is Noah going to deal with that? Because to really make John Ambrose McClaren work, you have to be torn. Even though Lara Jean and Peter are supposed to be the OTP, John Ambrose is there to make you doubt it. The goal here is to divide, to create factions. Like within two hours of the sequel coming out, people will be fighting online, Team Peter vs Team John. Friendships should be broken over Team Peter vs Team John. Families should be torn apart. That’s what the actor playing John Ambrose McClaren has to bring – a proper bloodbath! Cole Sprouse could definitely handle that. But… could Noah?