Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged. TMZ昨天打破了新闻, reporting that the proposal went down on Saturday night in the Bahamas. Justin and Hailey were at a resort salsa dancing (seriously) with other vacationers when Bieber’s security told everyone to put their phones away.

Then, Justin got down on one knee and proposed. IN PUBLIC. Remember this the next time this man feigns like he doesn't like attention.

Justin and Hailey have been inseparable for the past month, making out across America六月回到聚会之后。So, we’re talking about a reconciliation that is less than a month old and just three months after Justin and Selena Gomez broke up AGAIN - allegedly for good this time. It's not shocking that Justin Bieber, at the ripe age of 24, got down on one knee and pledged his life to someone, is it? It's shocking that the "someone" isn't Selena Gomez.

If we're all thinking, do you think Hailey is shocked too? Hold that thought.

A couple weeks ago, Justin pranked the paparazzi by wearing what looked like a wedding band on that finger whileholding hands with Hailey in New York。这就是阳光写了比伯的“恶作1zplay剧”:

I am, however, surprised that JB has never gotten married, as young and impulsive as he is.

Young, impulsive, rich, SO IN LOVE and on vacation. That's a recipe for disaster, I mean SPONTANEOUS ROMANCE. Justin didn't just drop down to his knee on a whim, intoxicated by the beautiful Bahamas scenery and caught in the moment. He had a ring which to me means that he at least planned to propose before the vacation.

Here's the best shot of the ring floating around.

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A frozen daiquiri on the rocks? No, just ONE GIANT ROCK please. I'll be here all week.

What 24-year-old proposes to his 21-year-old girlfriend after a mere month-long courtship? Justin Bieber does. See to Justin and Hailey, their situation has been going for years. They found their way back to each other against all odds so now they can handle anything. In a2016 GQ article(shout out Caity Weaver), Justin inadvertently referred to Hailey as "the girl I'm going to marry." Marriage has been on Justin's mind. This Justin, the stable and dependable one who keeps trying to tell us that his wild days are behind him, is a one-woman man. This is the Justin who frequents church andhangs out with that hot pastorwho also married young. Bieber's parents were young when they had him. While it's true that couples are now choosing to wed later in life, it's not true for coupleswho identify as religious。基督教的孩子在一个无所不包的爱情故事中。下一个自然的步骤是在耶稣面前承诺他们的不朽奉献。

JB和HB的父母显然很欣喜若狂about the engagement。After TMZ's report on the engagement, which wasn't exactly an official confirmation, Justin's mom and dad posted cryptic messages of love and pride to their son. Hailey's dad Stephen, the least best Baldwin brother, wasn't as subtle.

Compare this now-deleted reaction to the drama Justin and Selenaendured with her parents。Justin and Hailey not only have years of "friendship" to cling to as a reason to get married, they also have enabler parents. What could go wrong?

让我们回到赛琳娜。一位读者向我们指出，贾斯汀仍然把她的脸纹身在他的手腕上（感谢J o！），就像是塞莱娜·戈麦斯（Selena Gomez）的一个完全可见的纹身。在他的手臂上。贾斯汀·比伯（Justin Bieber）提出建议时，他的前任的纹身在朴素的视线中令人恐惧。这是对赛琳娜如何永远是女友过去对这个联盟的幽灵的隐喻吗？是的。正如L1zplayainey所说，“您能想象要对一个要求您嫁给他们的人在自己的身上永久嫁给他们的人说是吗？！”我无法想象，但是在这一代人中，当Zayn的眼睛横过他的胸口，而下一个家伙都在他的皮肤上涂上了他的真爱，这不是不可避免的吗？他们只是忘记了它在那里，因为比伯拥有大量的愚蠢纹身？

The common curtesy would be to have the tattoo removed or covered at least before you propose -like Pete Davidson。Pete and Ariana Grande have been coming up in comments about Justin Bieber's engagement because they both have decided to wed young and fast. Plus, Ariana and Justin have the same manager, Scooter Braun. Fans are calling this a conspiracy. You know we love a good conspiracy theory but who would this benefit? It's not like Ariana or Justin need the press.

Here's what Ariana said in response to the theories:

爱情点燃。将其放在誓言中。

Listen, I'm not mad at what seems like the recent onslaught of young celeb engagements. This is, as we say, Good for Gossip. But I'll leave you with the phrase Lainey trademarkedwhen Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson got engaged:

Fast flames flame out fast.™ Fast flames aren’t meant to last.™

JB和HB的认识比Ariana和Pete更长，这使他们认为自己已经准备好了。他们不会称自己的爱是快速的火焰。他们称其为慢慢的燃烧，注定要永远保持光明。您在燃烧之前要付出多长时间？贾斯汀（Justin）和海莉（Hailey）是否将其降落在过道上？亲爱的甜蓝色常春藤，请让他们做到这一点，以便我们看到他们穿什么。请。