Today in Sure Jan.gif news, Buckingham Palace has issued a statement to The Guardian letting all us peasants know that The Crown does not watchThe Crown.这一切开始于9月7日,当‘n ran a profile ofThe Crownand its creator, Peter Morgan. In this profile, a series consultant onThe Crown, David Rankin-Hunt, CVO MBE KCN TD, said,“Before taking up the role on The Crown I was anxious to get the approval of the Palace. Which I obtained.”Rankin-Hunt, who worked in the royal household for over thirty years, and so presumably would know people in the palace, then went on to say,“Very senior members of the royal household have said to me, ‘Oh, we love The Crown.’”
Buckingham Palace, however, issued a rebuttal. One does not watchThe Crown, one does not endorseThe Crown, one does not want one’s subjects to think that one has givenThe Crownany sort of insight or approval. One is content for the citizenry to enjoy its little amusements, but one does not indulge in such plebian exercises as observing telefilms, one is much too busy with important matters of state, like ensuring one’s precious son is not teased for having inconveniently dead American friends.
Of all the sh-t for Buckingham Palace to comment on, they choseThe Crown. I mean, of course they did. They’re never going to say anything about the infinite heinous attacks on Meghan Markle, and they’re not going to do anything about Prince Andrew’s scandal except hold Andrew’s hand and hope if they wish hard enough, it will just go away. All they will comment on is a soap opera they don’t want anyone mistaking for the truth. Don’t worry, BP, no one is mistakingThe Crownfor reality. The Windsors inThe Crownare too functional for that.
This a prime case of Streisand Effect. Maybe some people are credulous enough to thinkThe Crownis a documentary, but I think most of us get that it’s just a soap opera featuring an historic family. Part of the allure ofThe Crownis that we all imagine what goes on behind closed doors, and here is a $100 million television series playing out our collective imaginings. We’re all anxious to get to the Prince Charles/Camilla/Lady Diana seasons because we want to know not how well it will reflect reality, but if Peter Morgan imagines it as scandalously as we do. We’re comparingThe Crownto our own imaginations, not the real royal family. But now they’ve issued an official statement that they do not have anything to do withThe Crown,which of course means they’re all watching it. (Thanks toSuccession,I now have an image of the Windsors having a Roy family style shouting match after bingeing each new season.) Also I would like to point out that Buckingham Palace will issue official statements onThe Crownbut maintain radio silence in the face of repeated racist attacks on Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex. Honestly, the royal family should be thankingThe Crown. If they’re lucky, affection for the show might rub off on them and keep the monarchy limping along for another ten years or so.
