The latest episode ofAll Stars 4was certainly something. The challenge was a HUGE step up from previous weeks. Not only did the queens have to come up with a themed club night, decide on décor, music, entertainment, and a signature cocktail, they also had to build the sets themselves! To be honest, this last part was the funniest bit in the episode, but still that’s a lot! I don’t know about you, but if I were to compete on阻力竞赛,the only painting I should be expected to do is on my face.

For me, the stars of this episode were Team MoMo and the Blackhole (Team MoMo and the Blackhole should be the name for my new indie band). Monet and Monique have a great working relationship, further evidenced by this episode, but they are also such amazing comedy queens. The scene where the two of them discuss how to apply paint to a wall could literally have been taken out of a gay Who’s on First sketch.Here’s the clip如果您还没有看过;它每次都会使我感到震惊。

我认为我们都可以同意,在执行方面,俱乐部是最好的俱乐部。装饰(马尼拉)是完美无瑕的,他们的演讲是现场的,尤其是Trinity主持脱衣舞拼写蜜蜂。让蜜蜂知道,我会在拼写的蜜蜂上很棒,这既是因为我的拼写才能和我一直在公共场合穿衣服的强烈渴望。话虽如此,如果您仔细听取法官的批评,他们中的大多数人说他们不想离开黑洞。甚至米歇尔(Michelle)称其为愚蠢的乐趣,她说她真的很喜欢。

(Brief aside, but Susanne Bartsch came to WIN that night. Eyebrows? BEADED. Hair? MOHAWKED. Dress? SNATCHED. Honestly, she was the real MVP that night. Also, can you believe that she is 67 years old? 67 YEARS OLD!!! And she looks like that! Okay, the Meeting of the Susanne Bartsch Fan Club is now adjourned.)

If we’re just focusing on their club presentation, this is the strongest we’ve seen Team MoMo yet, and if it weren’t for their slip-ups on the outfits, they would have been the top two. Monique and Monet have an electric chemistry together and their looks in the club were fabulous. The ideas and the concept were just ridiculous enough to entertain, without pushing past the line of annoying. ClubHive was good, but I didn’t think it pushed any boundaries. What I mean is that although I was entertained, I could predict the queens’ jokes and gags. (By the way, if you didn’t see, Manila is a business tycoon and she is marketing ClubHive as a travelling theme. A. Genius idea B. Anyone want to go?)

Monique and Monet are suffering from the same difficulties they had in Season 10. While their personalities are fantastic (like Monet’s Maya Angelou and Monique’s narration), their looks are never quite polished in the way that Valentina, Trinity, or Manila are. So the question is: what do you think is more important, personality or look? This is a whole article in itself, particularly because it represents a larger, more fundamental question about the direction of the show.阻力竞赛used to involve more sewing and outfit challenges but has now shifted to acting and performance challenges, with an added emphasis on perfection on the runway.

(Aside number two: Monet has been posting her looks on Instagram, and they look amazing. However, they look nothing like what she presents on the show. Does she just need more time? Or maybe more post production?)

我真的希望Monet和Monique改善他们的外观。当他们获胜时,我们已经看到了他们的才华闪烁,但是他们不一致,这可能使他们在比赛中占据一席之地。另外,如果他们赢了,我们将幸免于可怕的嘴唇同步。我是“右圆”的忠实拥护者(我什至可以同步它),我对两个皇后的表现感到震惊。Trinity pulled out a stunt in the worst way possible, one that was repulsive to look at, and was also derivative of Monet’s look in Season 10. Plus, if we can use women’s bodies to make fun of aging, why can’t we include a tasteful and elegant portrayal of periods? Yes, I am still mad about this. I didn’t like Latrice’s leotard and she wore the boots that she was clocked for in Season 4! Also, rolling on the floor is not a substitute for a good performance. The whole thing was just embarrassing, but I have a theory as to why. Welcome to my new segment, RuPaul’s Conspiracy Theories Race:

尽管他们使这似乎是一个戏剧性的时刻,但我认为每个人都接受了瓦伦蒂娜(Valentina)回家。娜奥米(Naomi)清楚地表明,她做了大部分工作,瓦伦蒂娜(Valentina)甚至在每个人都在绘画时支持了这一事实。因此,当是时候唇lip同步您的遗产时,我想知道Latrice和Trinity是否都试图抛出嘴唇同步,因此不必是消除Valentina的人。

What’s the motivation? Remember when Nina Bonina Brown got a huge wave of fan hate, from simply lip syncing against her. I meant Valentina didn’t even know the words and they blamed Nina. Imagine if you actually made the decision to send her home? Terrifying. And that’s exactly what happened (more on that later).

For now, I want more of Team MoMo, and more of Team MoMo ft. Naomi. After such an amazing performance last week, I don’t know why we’re sleeping on Naomi yet again, or why she is still not getting enough screen time. I guess there’s always next week but for now, long live Alien Baby.