I just watched something that BLEW MY F-CKING MIND. Maybe it won’t blow your mind because you’re experienced in the kitchen and know all about cooking. Well, that’s not me. I mean, I’m OK and I make the things I know how to make really well. But cooking and baking and all that sh-t, they still scare me. So I’m always going to be the person amazed by cooking hacks –and Martha Stewart just gave us one. I don’t have a cappuccino machine but I might buy one just for this. Because I love scrambled eggs and Jacek is the one who makes scrambled eggs in our home but even though he thinks he’s the master at them, I always find them overdone. Holy sh-t, I want to try this. (Dlisted)
Meghan Markle’s father has given yet another interview about his daughter他为自己辩护saying he’s not an ax murderer (ummm…ok) and then, get ready for it, there’s a tell. Note what he says about Kate Middleton being a strong woman and leaving the hospital the day she gave birth. Well look who’s all up on his royal knowledge. (Cele|bitchy)
We didn’t post about Penelope Cruz at the Golden Globes because… boring. Same. Always. But look at what she changed into for the after-parties (hit the arrows). SO MUCH BETTER!Why didn’t she wear that on the carpet?! (Go Fug Yourself)
At first I read this as “Nicki Minaj fornicates 34 times a night” and I was like…HOWWWW? Turns out there’s a dash between the 3 and the 4. It’s 3 – 4 times a night which, yeah OK, at the beginning of a relationship, we’ve all been there, you can’t stop going on that ride. Over and over again. Eventually though, eventually it slows down. In most cases. (Pajiba)
Trevor Noah just bought a place in Bel Air. They’re calling it a “bachelor pad”. It looks amazing. Of course I would live there. I just tried to imagine myself living there. And after about 30 seconds, I got scared. Would it be scary living in such a big place all by yourself? I know, I know, you can install an alarm system. I’m just saying I’m one of those people who hears noises. This is why I can’t watch scary movies. They add to my paranoia. (TMZ)
I don’t watchThe Bachelorso I’m sorry I’m late on this, something all of you have been laughing about for a couple of days.I just watched the scene of the woman faking an Australian accent! THIS IS A MOVE AND I AM HERE FOR IT. I am not here for her confessing it so quickly. BUT WHY?!? Isn’t that the job of the producers? To encourage them to continue the scam?! (Vulture)
