If you visited this site on Friday, any time after 1130am ET, you may have read the post I wrote about Jennifer Lopez’s new ring,which then became an analysis– and unpaid promotion, LOL – of her community newsletter, ON THE JLO. If you had subscribed, as I was hinting at, then you would have been notified a few hours later that we are now living in the time of a second Bennifer engagement. And it is GREAT for gossip.

但是，让我首先要glo着它，因为我太小了，太琐碎了，无法抗拒我指向公告的道路。我的意思是，我不知道Jlo…但是我肯定会看到她。我看到了她在JLO上带领我们的地方。

在JLO上，订阅者开始在周五晚上在我们的收件箱中获得通知，并带有简单的标题：“在JLO上 - 令人兴奋的消息！”The subtitle:

“真爱存在，永远是真实的……”

Only JLo can give us an eyeroll and a squeal at the same time, LOL.

The body of the email is spare – unlike last week’s newsletter, which had all kinds of updates ranging from book recommendations to bath time (filmed by Ben Affleck), this newsletter only had a video link taking you to a short video (about 11 seconds) of an emotional JLo showing off an enormous green diamond, wearing an outfit with green accents to complement the new rock, whispering “you’re perfect” to someone off-camera, obviously HIM.

Her sister also confirmed it:

在此之前……是这样：

如您所见，她在Twitter的手柄中添加了戒指表情符号。

那么，一切都在JLO上。不是通过公关人员而不是在Instagram上发布的正式声明，而是在JLO上与社区分享“内心”新闻。就像我在星期五所说的那样，在时间轴上这一点上几乎是一个倒退，几乎是模拟的，这是八卦的翻转电话。lol赛事中心

时间表上还有其他一些好奇的东西 - 她在那个“抬头”视频中的衣服，在那里她告诉人们JLO上的事情，这与上周与Emme一起购物时，她穿着时的衣服是一样的。当戒指第一次注意到时. Remember, at some point, once she realised she was being photographed, she turned the stone around to face her palm.

那时，她很可能回到家，拍摄了这次预告片，知道事情将要吹来，以充分控制他们的故事：贝尼弗（Bennifer）的故事，贝尼弗（Bennifer），破碎的超级欧洲赛车，以某种方式发现自己在见面20年后完全不间断。如果您现在回荡到20年前，Ben和Jlo刚刚一起工作吉利。2002年3月，Ben在好莱坞记者中发表了整页广告，以纪念JLO，记住？如果您不记得，他们会记得的。他们肯定会记得自己20周年。在那个时候提出建议或重新提议，这就是他们。

至于戒指？

许多人已经指出,这是惊人的similar to the pink diamond, one of the most famous engagement rings in celebrity history, if not, possibly, the most famous. From pink to green, which JLo recently said was her favourite colour, and just as rare. Go back to the days of OG Bennifer and that pink stone. Before he gave her that pink diamond, what was the status of the pink diamond in the culture? Zero status, nobody was talking about pink diamonds. Bennifer put pink diamonds on trend.

绿色钻石也一样。这个周末之前，我们中有多少人甚至知道绿色钻石？如果您喜欢宝石，并且您总是知道，我喜欢您，但是直到Bennifer在72小时前做这件事之前，我们不要假装这是一件事情。

This is how you at least equal a pink diamond proposal – with a stone that’s just as big, and just as rare, that is at once similar and completely different, not unlike their relationship…and of course, OF COURSE, it comes with bragging rights. She’s JLo. She’s been engaged lots of times, so you have to bring a ring that tops all the other rings with the exception of your first ring and now we have a pink and green pair.

我的意思是……来吧……谁像Ben一样得到Jlo？！他把她带到所有正确的地方。他把她带入心脏和自我。她就是为什么对绿色钻石兴趣的原因，就像粉红色钻石一样。她现在是与粉红色钻石和绿色钻石最紧密相关的名人。她并不是唯一一个对此浮肿的人。请。他也喜欢它。泵送她的自我也会抽出他的自我。

我觉得那时他也是如此，但是他太关心人们对他的评价，他的感知方式以及他们关系中的许多问题来自他无法处理热量的事情。这次，他似乎不再为Sh-t出汗了。就像他在切割老套音乐视频作为情人节礼物. He’s filming her in the bath. He’s in the front row at the iHeartRadio Music Awards watching her be named an icon with his son and her daughter. Much less f-cks to give now, all these years later, compared to who he was…then. See what I did there? Sorry, I’ll see myself out now.