Holy sh-t, how was this four years ago? This f-cking pandemic has stretched and shrunk time and I have zero perspective on time anyway. But this was four years ago –Cara Delevingne’s platinum buzz cutand I don’t even have to go back into the archives to know that I loved it, SO MUCH. (Go Fug Yourself)
So now that Ellen DeGeneres is on her way out – and it’ll be a long goodbye because remember, there’s a full season to go, and they’re going to blow their load next season and make a spectacle out of the farewell, we should start predicting now who’ll be on the final episode –people are talking about who should take over and Tiffany Haddish is coming up. Would you dig it? A daytime Tiffany Haddish? I would take a Tiffany Haddish talk show. But I don’t know that I want it to be daytime. Because of the restrictions in daytime over what you can and can’t say and what you can and can’t talk about, wouldn’t that limit her? (Dlisted)
Oh FFS, yesterday there was speculation that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will name their child Lily, short for Lilibet, to honour the queen.Now it’s Philippa. Which means that it’s neither. (Cele|bitchy)
This is my goal and I think it should be yours too. Has it been a f-ck of a week? A f-ck of a year? Do you need some chill inspiration? Before you reach for that gummy,check out this dude, mellowing out to the beats. If we could all capture a few moments of this… (Pajiba)
New celebrity couple alert:John Mulaney and Olivia Munn!(人)
