In Sarah’s post last week about theupcoming movieAll the Old Knives,streaming on Amazon on April 8, she hoped that it would be a horny movie. Or maybe she wrote that it looked like the movie might be horny and I’m the one hoping it will be horny. That’s more likely. You know what I’m already digging about what we’ve seen from theAll the Old Knivestrailer? His hair. It’s such a good length in this movie – that Bradley Cooper inThe Hangoverlength or for those of you who know, Gong Yoo in小妖精length, quite possibly the most perfect hairstyle ever on an actor. Like I said, if you know, you know.
Anyway, back to Chris and being horny, he kinda dressed horny last night at the premiere with his shirt open much wider than it needed to be and, well, that's it. That’s the whole point of this article – Chris Pine making a deliberate style decision not to do up that third button.
It’s definitely a look. Like a Kris Kristofferson inA Star is Bornkind of look. Maybe even a little Bee Gees? I know these are old references and some of you kids out there reading this might not get it. But if we’re seeing a bit of a 70s vibe with Chris Pine here, generally that was a horny era in men’s fashion, wasn’t it? Is that what Chris is leaning into? Is it working for you?
As for Chris wearing his hair longer right now, he told PEOPLE that it’s “mostly laziness” before joking that Robert Pattinson should “watch out”, in response to a comment about the internet becoming obsessed with his look. I’m sure there are sizeable corners of it who are. And I’m sure Kathleen occupies a large corner of that corner. Although she’s too busy these days being best friends with Jodie Turner-Smith!
