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Remember what I just said in the previous post about thePeople’s Choice Awards? That they mean nothing. Well…

Here’s a good example. Noah Centineo was the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Movie Star. Not any of the stars ofBooksmart,one of the funniest movies of the year. Or the stars ofGood Boys, also a funny movie that came out in 2019. Or even Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron who were very funny inLong Shot.Or Keanu Reeves (!!!) who was the FUNNIEST inAlways Be My Maybe. None of these were as funny to the people as Noah Centineo in a Netflix movie calledThe Perfect Date关于一个男人被他的朋友to build him an app that hooks him up with girls who need to rent a date, which should not be confused with his other Netflix movie,Swiped, which is about a guy who gets his friend to build him an app that hooks him up with girls. SERIOUSLY. It’s the same movie!

But here we are and the people have spoken. Noah Centineo is the Best Comedy Movie Star. He also just had knee surgery so he showed up with a leg brace and a crutch and delivered an acceptance speechthat didn’t make sensebecause… well… he was named the Best Comedy Movie Star. Why does any of this have to make sense?

Noah followed up his win at the PCAs with an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and then the premiere ofCharlie’s Angels. He talks about his hair and how he buzzed it recently. And he mentions that his “girlfriend” (Alexis Ren) who recommended the stylist. He also namechecks Zac Efron and this is exactly right. Exactly.